Cocaine Princess

Friday, February 27, 2015

The Yellow Door

Cocaine Princess here.

A few weeks ago I posted an entry--- I don't even know where to begin in regards to the event that occurred yesterday. I literally got home not more than an 1hr ago. I've been up since 5am (Thursday). I'm stressed out, tired & considering the bad relationship I have with the Sandman I'm probably not going to get any sleep tonight either.

And then last week I posted a little bit of a snippet of what was to come:

The night ended with me wearing no bra and eating vending machine food

Allow me to rewind back to the events that led up to that unfortunate moment.

At around 6pm on Thursday I received a phone call from someone requesting to speak to me. I replied to whomever was on the other end that I was indeed that person.

It was the hospital. Sister had been admitted to the ER. My heart literally dropped. It's a terrible feeling that can't be quite put into words when one gets such a phone call. Being sister's next of kin I of course was notified. When I asked the reason I wasn't getting an answer other than she was in the ER and that I needed to get there as soon as possible.

The hospital sister had been admitted to was in the next city town over, approximately a 30 minute drive via the highway and of course as luck would have it that night not only I was sandwiched in between two damn trucks but the weather wasn't the greatest. It was snowing quite heavy so I was driving below the speed limit. I was trying to stay focused on driving but all I could think about was sister. Why was she admitted into the hospital? What happened?! Why wasn't she admitted into our local hospital? I hated the fact that the hospital didn't give me any proper answers.

When I finally arrived I was in parking lot hell. Firstly, the Emergency 30 minute parking area was full so I had no choice but to park in the parking garage tower. You know that long guard stick thingy--> where when you push a button the long guard stick thingy goes up allowing you and your car to go through? Problem number 1: I couldn't reach the damn green button, even after I unbuckled myself. So after opening the driver side door and putting one leg out and stretching my arm to the point where I nearly pulled a muscle I was able to press the button.

Problem 2: As I previously stated, I was in parking lot hell. Every level I entered into said "FULL." Level after level until I reached the very top. If finding a parking spot wasn't bad enough next came finding the damn access door to the lobby. The door that was closet to where I was parked was marked "Employees Only." I tried opening it anyways but the only way to access it was with a key card which obviously I didn't have. At that point I was losing my mind, all I wanted to do was to get to sister asap. Seriously, where the hell was the door?! I spotted an intercom and told who was on the other end my dilemma. I was then asked what section my car was parked in. My response:

"I don't know."

"Miss I can't really help you unless I can pin point where exactly you are."

Holy Hell! I ran back to where my car was--- C23--- and then ran back to the intercom and said:

"I'm parked in C23."

I was instructed to walk over to C30 where I would see a yellow colored door marked "Hospital Entrance." After thanking him I didn't walk but ran to section C30 and saw the yellow door....

To Be Continued.


My loyal and dear readers, it's finally Friday.

Whatever your plans are have a wonderful first week of March. ~x

Cocaine Princess


Friday, February 20, 2015


Cocaine Princess here.

A few Fridays ago I posted an entry. I was going to continue posting the rest of it today but I was pressed for time this week, however I leave you a little snippet of  Part 2 which will be up next week:

The night ended with me wearing no bra and eating vending machine food.

To Be Continued.


My loyal and dear readers,

It's finally Friday.
Whatever your plans are have a wonderful weekend.~x

Cocaine Princess


Saturday, February 14, 2015

Bite Marks

Cocaine Princess here.

Happy Valentine's Day

Love is many things, none of them logical.

A heartfelt birthday message from Johnny Cash to his beloved wife June has been voted the greatest love letter of all time.  Check out some of the others that made the list.

1. Johnny Cash wishes wife June Carter Cash a happy 65th birthday (1994)
'We get old and get used to each other. We think alike. We read each others minds. We know what the other wants without asking. Sometimes we irritate each other a little bit. Maybe sometimes take each other for granted. But once in awhile, like today, I meditate on it and realise how lucky I am to share my life with the greatest woman I ever met.'

2. Winston Churchill tells wife Clementine Churchill of his undying love (1935)
'My darling Clemmie, in your letter from Madras you wrote some words very dear to me, about having enriched your life. I cannot tell you what pleasure this gave me, because I always feel so overwhelmingly in your debt, if there can be accounts in love.'

3.John Keats tells next door neighbour Fanny Brawne he can not live without her. (1819)
'I cannot exist without you - I am forgetful of every thing but seeing you again - my Life seems to stop there - I see no further. You have absorb'd me.'

4. Ernest Hemingway professes his love to Marlene Dietrich (1951)
'I can't say how every time I ever put my arms around you I felt that I was home.'

5. Napoleon Bonaparte sends his love to Josephine de Beauharnais (1796)
 'Since I left you, I have been constantly depressed. My happiness is to be near you. Incessantly I live over in my memory your caresses, your tears, your affectionate solicitude. The charms of the incomparable Josephine kindle continually a burning and a glowing flame in my heart.'

**I absolutely love Richard's words--

6.Richard Burton tells Elizabeth Taylor of her beauty (1964)
'My blind eyes are desperately waiting for the sight of you. You don't realize of course, E.B., how fascinatingly beautiful you have always been, and how strangely you have acquired an added and special and dangerous loveliness.'

7.King Henry VIII expresses his love for Anne Boleyn (1527)
'I beg to know expressly your intention touching the love between us. Necessity compels me to obtain this answer, having been more than a year wounded by the dart of love, and not yet sure whether I shall fail or find a place in your affection.'

8. Beethoven pens his love for his 'Immortal Beloved' whose true identity remains a mystery (1812)
'Though still in bed, my thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, Be calm-love me-today-yesterday-what tearful longings for you-you-you-my life-my all-farewell. Oh continue to love me-never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved. Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours.'

9. Gerald Ford reminds wife Betty Ford of his and their family's love for her shortly after she was diagnosed with breast cancer (1974) 
'No written words can adequately express our deep, deep love. We know how great you are and we, the children and Dad, will try to be as strong as you. Our Faith in you and God will sustain us. Our total love for you is everlasting.' 

10. Jimi Hendrix tells his 'little girl' to spread her wings (date unknown) 
 'Happiness is within you*. so unlock the chains from your heart and let yourself grow like the sweet flower you are*.. I know the answer-Just spread your wings and set yourself FREE'


♬ And if in the moment you bite your lip
When I get you moaning you know it's real.....♬


My loyal and dear readers, it's St. Valentine's Day.
Whatever your plans are have a very loving & naughty weekend. ~x

Cocaine Princess

Friday, February 6, 2015

Where Do I Begin?

Cocaine Princess.

I don't even know where to begin in regards to the event that occurred yesterday. I literally got home not more than an 1hr ago. I've been up since 5am (Thursday). I'm stressed out, tired & considering the bad relationship I have with the Sandman I'm probably not going to get any sleep tonight either.

To Be Continued.

My loyal and dear readers, it's finally Friday.

Whatever your plans are have a fabulous weekend.~x

Colombian Princess

Friday, January 30, 2015

Food & Commercials

Cocaine Princess here.

It's that time of year of again--- The SuperBowl. Superbowl XLIX is taking place this Sunday and I only know this because of the numerous pizza flyers that been left in the mailbox advertising SuperBowl Meal Deals-- pizza, wings, garlic bread & a 6pack of Coke all for under 20 bucks!! I haven't exactly decided what I'll be indulging in but it's a pretty safe bet that it'll be something cheesy.

As for the game, New England Patriots vs. Seattle Seahawks. I have no idea what team is going to win however moments before kickoff I will be doing my own coin toss: Heads- Patriots. Tails- Seahawks. And wherever the coin lands that is the team I will be rooting for. Does anyone really watch the game? It's really about the commercials and of course the half-time show. A 30-second ad this year costs $4.5 million. Budweiser is producing one of the most anticipated spots featuring the return of the iconic Clydesdales and a lost puppy.

To be honest, I've never been really a fan of the Clydesdales ad or the puppy. 


My loyal and dear readers, it's finally Friday. 

Whatever your plans are have a tasteful weekend & may the best team win.~x

Cocaine Princess

Friday, January 23, 2015



Cocaine Princess here.

I do apologize for the slow blogging these past few Fridays. No worries, I'll be back next week.


My loyal and dear readers, it's finally Friday.

Whatever your plans are have a tremendous weekend.~x

Cocaine Princess

Friday, January 9, 2015

I Am Living In The Frozen Tundra

Cocaine Princess here.

We're into day 9 of the New Year and all I have to say is I returned way too early from my Christmas vaycay--- which by the way was incredible. I'll be blogging about that next week. I really had no choice, important commitments forced me to cut my trip short this year otherwise I'd still be baking in the tropical heat instead of shivering in the damn cold.

Yes, my Lovelies, I am living in The Frozen Tundra. This past week Mother Nature unleashed one hell of a cold spell. How cold you ask? -25C without windchill and -38C with windchill. It's painful to breathe and aside from my nose I also fear my ears may crack and fall off despite wearing a warm and insulated hat. And God forbid that to ever happen--- I have way too many pretty earrings. Heading outdoors requires wearing a Canada goose down parka that more or less makes you look like the Abominable Snowman. The city's chief medical officer has issued a cold weather alert for the city until the weekend.  We're literally not even 2 weeks into 2015 and the weather has been nothing less than ferocious and if that isn't bad enough, we're expecting snow. 

Sheesh, I don't know what's worse-- snow or polar vortex temperatures?


I'm sure by now you've heard about the unspeakable horror that occurred in France the other day. Other than senseless and heartbreaking I don't know what else to say. Stéphane Charbonnier, or “Charb”, gave this quote to Le Monde newspaper in 2012  while discussing threats that had been made to the newspaper over its representation of the Prophet Mohammed; "What I'm about to say is maybe a little pompous," he said, "but I'd rather die standing up than live on my knees.” He was referencing Emiliano Zapata, leader of the Mexican revolution of 1910.  Within hours of the fatal shootings, people around the world - and online - showed their solidarity and support for free speech through the simple three word phrase “I am Charlie” (“Je suis Charlie”).

Editorial artists around the globe came together in solidarity by honoring the 12 slain Charlie Hebdo artists. Among my favorites is the drawing below illustrated by Lucille Clerc.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Page 1 of 365

 Cocaine Princess here.

I'm still shaking the confetti from my hair, my skin continues to glitter and this headache of mine is taking its' sweet time in vanishing. All in all it was one hell of a night!

Today's the day you leave behind any and all negativity or pain you may have endured in 2014. Today's your chance to start fresh. 

Welcome to Page 1 of 365--- write the chapter you've always wanted to write, after all it's a brand spanking New Year.   I can't wait to see what new and exciting things unfold during the year.

Happy 2015!!

Cocaine Princess


Tuesday, December 30, 2014

2015----BRING IT!!

Cocaine Princess here.

Can you believe 2014 is almost over? As fabulous as the last 12 months have been (and I trust it was for all you too) I'm soooooo ready to ring in 2015.

I love New Year's Eve--- all the glitz and glam and of course partying the night away with loved ones. The only thing I don't like is the waiting. I feel like it takes forever for night to arrive and all my friends feel the same way too, similar to a group of restless kids on Christmas Eve waiting for morning to arrive so they can rip open their presents. The only difference is as adults we sit anxiously on pins and needles waiting to party and drink.

As we all know making a resolution is associated with January 1st and every January I always include in my list: learn to use chopsticks! Yes, I am that person who eats Chinese food with a fork and knife. But yet again another year has gone by and I still haven't mastered the art but in 2015 I will. Fingers crossed.

Aside from chopsticks my 2015 resolutions include:

1. Be Brave.

2. Take Chances.

3. Experience Everything.

4. Make It Happen. 

After-all, in the end we only regret the chances we didn't take. 

My lovelies, what are your resolutions?

With a brand new year comes a fresh new start and with a fresh new start comes opportunities.  My loyal and dear readers, I wish you love, luck, health and happiness in 2015. Always listen to your heart and may you find your light.

And remember to leave a little sparkle wherever you go.

Popping bottles, dancing til dawn...... I know the House DJ will be spinning electronica and euro tracks at the party and he better be playing this one--  

Hmm, something tells me that he will.


2015----BRING IT!!  

It's going to be a fantastic New Year. I know it will. 

Latin Hugs & Kisses,
Cocaine Princess 


Friday, December 19, 2014

Jingle Those Bells, Baby!

Cocaine Princess here.

Well, it's that time of year again--- my bags are packed and my ticket and passport are ready.

Last year I was unable to go on my annual Christmas Vaycay on account of sister breaking her leg and arm. Talk about bad timing, right?  And if that wasn't bad enough we had quite possibly the worst winter ever-- from the ice storm, to frost quakes to the polar vortex.....let's just say it was a terrible and dreadfully long winter.

This year nothing is going to come between me and my pedicured toes from hitting the hot sand. Ah, I can already feel the cool breeze coming from the nearby palm trees.

I love everything about this time of year-- the songs, the parties, getting dolled up for parties, buying gifts, advent calendars, putting up the tree, the lovely and sparkling decorations and lights. It truly is the most joyous time of year --- unless you're trying to find a decent parking spot at the mall. 

Honestly I don't understand the logic behind shoppers wasting their time waiting on a driver to return whose car is parked right by the entrance when they easily could park at the far end where there's plenty of empty parking spots available. Last week I saw a person actually standing in a parking spot while on his cell phone. I figured he must have been telling whomever he was shopping with that he'd secured a parking spot for them in Section "C 23." You wouldn't believe how many passerbys rolled down their windows and hurled out every obscenity and threat known to mankind. Unfortunately this is also the season known for cranky and aggressive shoppers. Seriously, don't they know Santa's watching?

And while I'm on the subject of Santa, how do you think Santa would rate you this year? Naughty or Nice?

Me, you ask?

*Giggle* What do you think?

Dear Santa,
 Please remember that even naughty people deserve something nice.

Colombian Princess. 


During this month a multitude of holiday themed movies air back to back on TV. Some of my favorites include, Elf, Serendipity, Love Actually, Home Alone 1 & 2, The Holiday and this one here--

When it comes to Christmas songs, there's way too many to list and not just that but there's so many different versions sung by so many different artists that it makes it nearly impossible to narrow down.  Aside from the classics I like the newer stuff too, (holiday pop) but again there's just too many to list. The other day Michael Bublé's annual Christmas Special aired and that made me think of a duet he did a few years ago with Mexican singer Thalía.

  Whether you celebrate Christmas or not one can't help but feel the magic in the air. One can't help but believe.......

 My loyal and dear readers, from the bottom of my Colombian heart, I wish you love, peace and joy.  Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays. 

May you all find your light.

Cocaine Princess